I reblog and/or draw homestuck; sgt. frog; pokemon, earthbound, and other various nintendo games; maybe some stuff related to western cartoons every now and then. And Off, of course.
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thethirddecade1121:

jakethedirewolf:

Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

I can’t even

OMG

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

allthesmallwords:

the greatest scene in all of modern cinema

anarchistpizzasociety:

dicekind:

xainagal:

if someone says they dont want to be touched

  • dont touch them
  • dont fucking touch them
  • actually dont touch them
  • dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
  • THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM

also dont continue touching them bc you think their reaction is cute

Especially the last point

stunningpicture:

If planes took selfies

stunningpicture:

If planes took selfies

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

clefdefah:

OK, but did you guys ever seen japanese Gravity Falls???

adamusprime:

i want to believe the egg stunt was actually super rad and this person is bitter about it

adamusprime:

i want to believe the egg stunt was actually super rad and this person is bitter about it

ariaofmeloetta:

frigandier:

zairedwinters:

Wow that only took them 700 or so episodes to learn to do.

ohshit
Team Rocket finally found their swag

Team Rocket finally found their swag

ariaofmeloetta:

frigandier:

zairedwinters:

Wow that only took them 700 or so episodes to learn to do.

ohshit

Team Rocket finally found their swag

Team Rocket finally found their swag

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary